Gum.....

Gum hi gum hai - meri zindagi me .......

Gum hi gum hai - meri zindagi me .......

khushiyaan humse raas nahi ......................................

ye kambakhat dil bhi ussi pe aaya ......

jise paane ki aas nahi,......

God does helps............

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 God sometimes delays His help

2 test our faith & energize our prayers.

Our boat may b tossed when He sleeps.

But He'll wake up be4 it sinks.

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We Can't take anything along with us

when we are leaving.

Except our loved Ones tears.

So live 4 those People who live 4 U.

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2day is MMS dAy:

MMS means-

"MAKE MONKEYS SMILE".

I did my job!

Now u should send it

2 al ure MONKEY friends.

Stop jumping keep smiling!:D

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Dosti me mulakat B zaruri hoti Hai,

Beete lamho me yaad B zaruri hoti Hai.

Kabhi sms B kiya karo,

Zindgi me PAGALPANTI bhi zaruri hoti Hai.

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Aaye na tumhe bhale yaad meri

hum humesa karenge fariyaad teri

bewafa the tum na kahenge kisi se

kahenge ki wafa kam thi meri.

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Apni chahat ka......

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Apni chahat ka kabi izhaar mat karna.

Zindagi me kabhi pyar mat karna.

Humne bhi ki thi yahi galti,

Aur unhone keh diya mera intezar mat karna.

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Humne Mohabbat Me wafa karte-karte

Unki khaatir zamane ko bhula diya

Khuda kare wo har wo khushi paye

Jiski khatir usne hume thukra diya.

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Friendship is not just a word

& Not merely a relationship.

Its a silent promise which says..

"I will be with u Forever..! ;-)

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Muje Tum Nazar Se Gira To Rahe Ho

Pur Tum Muje Kbhi Bhula Na Sakoge

Na Jane Q Muje Yaqin Ho Chala Hai

Mere Pyar Ko Abh Tum Chah Kar Bhi Mita Na Sakoge

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Meri cHahat mE kaMi kucH Na Thi

janE Q wO bEganE sE hO gayE,

wO samjHte hAi kHush hun mai,

Lekin mujHe haNsE tO kai ZamanE hO gayE.

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Nasha ajeeb sa....

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Nasha Ajeeb Sa Ha Hua Hai Aaj Phir,

Wo Meri Rooh Me Utre He Aaj Phir,

Dur Bahut Mujse Rehte He Wo Mgar,

Mere Kareeb Se Wo Guzre Hai Aaj Phir!

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Kuch dur humare saath chalo,

hum dil ke kahani keh denge.

jo baat samajh na paye tum,

wo baat zubani keh denge.

Hum ziker karenge gairon ka

or apni kahani keh denge

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College me $chool ki yaad ayi

bade hokar bachpan ki yaad ayi

kanto ko chua to phol ki yaad ayi

tanha mehsus kiya to dost teri yaad ayi! (';')

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The mind has a thousand eyes

But the heart have one.

Yet the light of a whole life dies,

When love is done.

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"I trust u" is a better compliment

than "I luv U"

bcoz u may not always trust de person u luv,

but u can always luv, whom u trust.

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saanson k safar me................

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Saanso K Safar Me Hardam Paya Hai,

Dil Me Bhi Apko Basaya Hai,

Apke Bina Hum Jiyenge Kaise,

Bhala DIL K Bina Bhi Koi Ji Paya Hai.

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I'm Not Shakespear to Write About U..

I'm Not Sonu to Sing About U

I'm Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U..

I'm Just ur Frnd 2 Say,

I'm Always Wid U..

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Kitaabon me - mere fasane dhundte hain

Nadaan hain - guzre jamane dhundte hain

Jub wo the TALASH-E-ZINDAGI thi

Ab to maut k thikane dundte hain

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Dosti to ek itefaq hai.

Ye to do ajnabion ki mulakat hai.

Dosti ye nahi dekhti

k hum door hai ya pass hai.

isme to sirf Yaadein vishwas aur zazbat hai...

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Kaun kehta h wo mere bagair tanha hoga

Wo 1 chirag hai kahi aur jalta hoga

Wo to rehta hai pyar k desh me

Use kya khabar use koi yaad karta hoga

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Friends..........

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Kaun Tha Apna - Kispe E-nayat Karte

Hamko Hasrat Hi Rahi - Hum Bhi Mohabbat Karte

Tune Smjha Hi Nahi - Is Kabil

Warna Tujhse Ishq Nahi - Teri Pooja karte.

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Utha na sako tum gire phool to

is tarah daliyan hilaya na karo

jinke hotho par tum hansi rakh na sako

unki aankho me aansu laya na karo.

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M

N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

isme 1 missing hai?

.

.

.

.

Dobara  padh rahe ho,

sharam nahi aati?

ABCD me "1" kahan aata hai??

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Humne to umar gujaar di tanhai me

Seh liye sitam unki judai me

Ab to yahi fariyad karte hein din - raat

Koi aur na tadpe unki bewafai me.

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Sochte hain ek gulab bhej den,

Chahte hai mahtab bhej den,

Jaa rahe ho sone ko to dil karta hai,

Aapki palkon pe ek pyara sa khwaab bhej den.

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Uska Shukriya Kuchh Aise Karu

Wo Kare Bewafai Sada Me Wafa Karu

Meri Mohbbat Ne Bas Itna Sikhaya Mujhe

Khud Mit Jau Par Unke Liye Dua Karu.

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The shortest solution

of every  problem

is 2  minimise de  distance

b/w ur  knees & floor.

Those who kneel down 2 GOD

can stand upto  anything!

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Open ure memories When u r alone.

Open ure heart When u r sad.

But dont open ure hand when u need a friend.

Coz Im ALREADY holdin ure hand!

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U r U ..........

Khwabon me aise saj gaye ho tum,

Yaadon me jaise simat gaye ho tum,

Soo bhi jaun agar to kya kahun,

Aankhon me iss tarah bas gaye ho tum. !!!

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Hamari dosti ko churaya aapne,

dur rehte huye bhi apna banaya aapne,

khabi bhool nahi payege apko

KYUNKI

yaad rakhna bhi sikhaya AAPNE.

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Juda hain to kya hua

doori to nahin,

baat bhi na ho aisi

majboori to nahin.

Nazar nahin aate ho aap

to kya hua,

aakhon mein tasveer apki

adhoori to nahin.

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Bahut wafadar hain hum – gila soch k karna

Is daur me logon se – wafa soch k karna

Ek baar jo roothe to – mana na sakoge

Hum jaise logon ko – khafa soch k karna

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Zuban Hai Sirf Ek Zariya Nhi

Jo Aap Shabdo Ko Samajh Payenge

Kabhi Aankhon Main Jhaank Kar Dekhiye

Hazaroon Alfaaz Khud Ba Khud Bekhar Jayenge..

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Apna bana kar bhula raha hai koi,

Khwaab dikhakar sula raha hai koi,

Mit jaenge bin tere hum,

ye jante he fir bhi paas bula kar dur ja raha hai koi.

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True frnds see u true,

believe in things u wanna do,

feel glad when ur dreams come true

Above all, they simply like u coz

"U r U"

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Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Logo Se Hota Hai Aisa Rishta,

Ki Door Rehkar B Unki Mehak Nahi Jati.

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ANOTHER SET.............

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PUCHO NA US KAGAJ SE

JIS PE HUM DIL-E BAYAN LIKHTE HAI,

TANHAIYO ME BEETI BAATE TAMAM LIKHTE HAI,

WO KALAM BHI DEWANI HO GAYI,

JIS SE HUM AAP KA NAAM LIKHTE HAI

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KHAMOSH PALKO SE BEH KAR JAB AANSU AATE HAI,

AAP KYA JANE KITNA AAP YAAD AATE HAI,

AAJ BHI US MOD PAR KHADE HAI,

JAHA APNE KAHA THA THEHRO ABHI AATE HAI

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A strong bonding

doesn't need daily messages,

Doesn't always need calls.

As long as respect lives in the heart,

true friendship never departs..

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Life ends when U stop dreaming.

Hope ends when U stop believing.

Love ends when U stop caring.

Relation's ends when U stop sharing.

so alwys be in TOUCH .

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People r made to be loved

and things r made to be used...

Their is a confusion in this world

bcoz people r being used

and things r being loved .

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Effect of generation gap;

Teacher: Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student: He is one of the great hero

who helped Munnabhai to impress his girlfriend.

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Mil jaye har koi yuhi rahon mei,

to kaise pata chale ki intezaar kya hota hai

Tadap k dekho kisi ki chahat mei,

to pata chale pyar kya hota hai......

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BEST ONE !!!

THE HARDEST MOMENTS ARE NOT THOSE

WHEN TEARS FLOW FROM YOUR EYES,

ITS WHEN YOU HAVE TO HIDE THE TEARS IN YOUR EYES WITH A SMILE

TO REMOVE TEARS FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S EYES

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kahen kya...................

Kya aapki skin dhool-mitti se affect ho rahi hai ??
To har roz subah lagaye...
ASIAN PAINTS...
Jo dhool mitti ko tikne na de.
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Kal mere dil me ek khayal aaya ki kaash Pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyaar karne se pehle premium bharvaya jata,
Pyaar me wafa mili to theek,
Warna Bewafao pe jo kharcha hota,
uska Claim to mil jata.
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Passenger 2 Bus Condusctor: Kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Conductor: 24 ghante.
Passenger: Woh kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante bus me, baaki 16 ghante biwi ke bus me.
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C E O of hutch once said to me, if u prove u r the smartest person on the planet, i'll change the name of my company.
Fir kya ??... Hutch is now Vodafone.
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Har Kadam Par Aapka $aath Chahiye,
Mujhe Aapka Dosti Bhara Saath Chahie,
Khuda Bhi Ro Pade Hamari Judai Par,
Aisa Ek Rishta Khaas Chahiye.
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BHAGWAN ne Chota sa DIL Diya ?
DiL me YAAD Rakhne ke Liye ek DOST Diya ?
Lekin KISMAT ne Aisa mod diya...
DOST ne Kuch PAISO ke Liye
SMS Karna hi Chhod Diya.
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Dilon ki dilon se duri nahin hoti,
kaash meri koi majburi na hoti,
tumsey milney ki tamanaa to hai
par har tamanaa puri nahin hoti!
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Labon Pe Na Koi Sawal Rakhti Thi
Kabhi Woh Itna Khayal Rakhti Thi
Khabar Kya Thi Ke Muje Hi Bhul Jayegi Wo.
Ek Ek Cheez Meri Jo Sambhaal K Rakhti Thi
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dost ko khafa hone nahi dunga,
tere jaisa dost khone nahi dunga,
roj karna tum muje miss call,
warna mukka bhi marunga aur rone nahi dunga.
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Usne Kaha diL Pe Bhrosa Nahi Krte
Hmne Kaha Pyar Me Socha Nahi Krte
Usne Kaha Duniya K Rangeen Nazare He
Humne Kaha Jab Tum Ho To Hum Kuch Dekha Nahi Karte
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Best lines ever in love:
''Heaven must be too small,
i could see it in your eyes".
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Student : "Yaar! dhokha ho gaya"
Dost:"kya hua?"
Stdnt: "Maine Ghar se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,
unhone books hi bhej di..!!!
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Shayad yahi thi unki chahat aur kuch nahi,
jaan jayenge wo bhi pyaar kya hai .......
BAS EK MERI JAAN JAYEGI AUR KUCH NAHI......!!!
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In d primitive societies,
nobody had a WATCH n everyone had TIME,
but in the present societies,
Nobody has time,
but everyone has a watch!
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Mohabat ki Talash me Pyar Na Mila,
Dubti Hui Nav Ko Kinara Na Mila,
Kuch Log Thode Achhe Zarur Lage,
Magar Tum Se Achha Koi Yaar Na Mila.
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kimat pani ki nahi pyaas ki hoti hai,
kimat maut ki nahi saans ki hoti hai,
dost to bahut hote hai,
duniya me kimat dosti ki nahi
Vishwas ki hoti hai
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UNKA WADA HAI KI VO LAUT AYENGE,
ISI UMEED PAR HUM JIYE JAYENGE,
YEH INTZAAR BHI UNKI TARAH PYAARA HAI,
KAR AHE THE, KAR RAHE HAI OR KIYE JAYENGE
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SOME OLD WORDS........

NO PLACE WITHOUT SMS........



हर जन्नत तुम्हे मील जाये
Zamane ki har jannat tumhe mil jaaye,
Ye aasma ye zamin tumhari hogi,
Mujhse keh bhi na paaoge,
Usse pehle mere hisse ki har khushi tumhari hogi।



ना जाने कौनसी बात आखरी होगी
Na jaane kaunsi baat aakhri hogi,
Na jaane kaunsi raat aakhri hogi,
Milte julte raha karo,
Na jaane kaunsi mulakat aakhri hogi।



रोज़ हम नशे में होते हैं
Roj hum nashe mein hote hai,
Aur raat gujar jaati hai,
Ek din raat nashe mein hogi,
Aur hum gujar jayange,
Sayad tabhi yaad tumhe ayenge।



सीने से लगाया है मुझे
Ashq pochkar mere,
Hasaya hai mujhe,
Meri galti thi fir bhi,
Seene se lagaya hai mujhe,
Kaise pyaar na ho aise dost se,
Jiski dosti ne jeena sikhaya hai mujhe।



दील की जुबां वो समझ नही पाते
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate,
Hoto se hum kuch kehe nahi pate,
Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate।



आपसे मीलने की तरकीब

Duniya jise neend keheti hai,
Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
pur to woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai।



जीसे पाया उसे यूं खो दीया जैसे
Zindgi mein humne kabhi kuch chaaha hi nahi,
Jisse chaha usse kabhi paya hi nahi,
Jisse paya usse yun kho diya jaise
Zindagi mein kabhi koi aaya hi nahi.

Kuch Lamhe - kaash tham pate..........................!!!!!!!!!!!

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,

Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,

Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,

Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.

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Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hai

Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hai

Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hai

Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hai.

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Ishq Ne Insan Ko Kya Se Kya Bana Diya ,

Kisiko Kavi To Kisiko Kangal Bana Diya,

Do Fulo Ka Boj Na Uthane Vaali Mumtaj

Ki Yaad Main Shahjaha Ne Taaj Mahel Bana Diya. 

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Ye aaine se akele main guftagu kya hai

jo main nahin to phir ye tere rubaru kya hai

isi umeed pe kaati hai zindagi main ne

woh kaash puchte mujh se ke aarzoo kya hai

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At a dance party,

Boy: will u dance with me?

Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.

Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.

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Ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko,

Jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai,

Sirf ye poochne ke liye aaya hu mein,

Ke kyun har raat tanhai mein mera dil rota hai...

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Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste,

Anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hain,

Milne ki khushi de ya na de

Bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.

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Kaash kaanch banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,

Kaash kaanch banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,

Todne wale ke haath par zakhm to aaya hota.

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  Kitna bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage,

Kitna benoor hai sapna haqueequat ke aage,

Koi ruki hui dhadkan se pooche ,

Kitna tadapta hai dil mohhabbat ke aage.

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Sabko dost banane ki aadat hai hame,

Apni alag pahchaan banaane ki aadat hai hame,

Kitna bhi gahra jakhm de koi,

Utna hi jyada muskurane ki aadat hai hame.

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Dil cheer ke dekh lo mera,

Tasweer usi ki hogi,

Kabhi hile agar is dil ka darwaja,

To aahat usi ki hogi.

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Pal bhar me toot jaaye wo kasam nahi,

Aapko bhool jaaye wo ham nahi,

Tum hame bhool jao is baat me dam nahi,

Kyonki tum hame bhool jaao itane bure ham nahi...

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Pal aisa tha ki ham inkaar na kar paaye,

Jamaane ke dar se ikraar na kar paaye...

Na thi jinke bina jindagi munaasib,

Chod diya unhone aur ham sawaal na kar paaye...

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Ham agar aapse mil nahi paate...

Aisa nahi ki aap hame yaad nahi aate...

Mana duniya ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jaate...

Magar jo bas jaate hai dil me bhoolaye nahi jaate.

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Anjaane me dil gawa baithe,

Is pyaar me kaise dhokha kha baithe,

Unse kya gila kare bhool hamaari thi,

Jo bina dil waalo se dil laga baithe.

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Bheegi palkon ke sang muskurate the ham,

Pal-pal dil ko bahlaate the ham...

Wo door the hamse to kya hua,

Unhe yaad rakhne ke liye hi to bhoolate the ham.

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Jikr unka hi aata hai mere fasaane me,

Jinko jaan se jyada chaha hamne jamane me...

Tanhaai me unki hi yaad ka sahara mila,

Nakaamyaab rahe jinhe ham bhoolane me...

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Dil me tumhaare apni kami chod jaayenge,

Aankhon me intjaar ki lakeer chod jaayenge,

Yaad rakhna dhoondhte rahoge hame,

Dosti ki aisi kahaani chod jaayenge.

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Paane me khone ka maja aur hai,

Band aankhon se dekhne ka maja aur hai,

Aansu bane lafj aur lafj gajal,

Teri yaado ke saath "jeene kaa majaa! kuch" aur hai!

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Tadapta hai dil mera jis kadar,

Kya tera dil bhi rota hai,

Oh jaane waali ye to bata,

Kya tujhe bhi kuch-kuch hota hai.

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Kaise kahe ki aap kitne khoobsurat hai,

Kaise kahe ki ham aap pe marte hai,

Yah to sirf mera dil hi jaanta hai,

Ki ham aap pe hamaari jawaani kurbaan karte hai.

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Dil ke rishte ajeeb hote hai,

Koi dil ke kareeb hote hai,

Meri tanhaai ka jikar na kiya kar,

Apne-apne naseeb hote hai.

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Aasmaan se gira ek chaand ka tukda,

Usse bhi sundar hai aapka mukhda.

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Teri judaai se hai duniya ka har gam,

Yaade teri hai mere dil ka marham,

Khyaalon me ho tum mere hardam,

Bas jaao aa ke dil me ae hamdam.

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Wo jab door tha to bhi kitne paas tha,

Kaisa mitha sa wo bhi ek ehsaas tha,

Aaj wo paas ho ke bhi kitna door hai,

Yaar ab kismat ko shayad yahi manjoor hai.

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Dil me yaadon ki tarah,

Aankhon me aansu ki tarah,

Jaanu, tu mere paas ho,

Phoolon me khushboo ki tarah.

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Nasha ajeeb sa hua hai aaj phir,

Wo meri rooh me utri hai aaj phir,

Door bahut mujh se rahti hai wo magar,

Mere kareeb se wo gujri hai aaj phir...

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Tumhe khud nahi maaloom ki tum kya ho,

Jaise baadlon ke peeche chaand chipa ho,

Inhi adao pe hai ham fida tere

Yahi vajah hai ki tum aur se yun juda ho.

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Phool phool se juda hai magar khushboo se nahi,

Tum mujhse juda ho magar mere ‘dil’ se nahi.

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Roti huyi aankho se tujhe muskan kaise du,

Anjaan hu khud tujhe pehchan kaise du,

Tu hi to hai jaan meri,

Tu hi bata tujhe apni jaan kaise du.

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Life is pretty much unpredictable.

I may not live long enough

but I won’t miss out letting you know

that life is worth living with someone like you around.

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Andaz-e-pyar Aap ki ek ada hai

dur ho humse aap ki khata hai

dil me basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki

jiske neechy

“I MISS U” LIKHA HAI..

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FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World

ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV…

DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncE

anD numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)

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its difficult 2 understand GOD,

He makes beautiful women and

then he turns them into neighbours Wives.

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Wife asked his husband:

how many women he had slept with?

Husband proudly replies:

only you darling, with others I was awake!! LOLzzz

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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

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Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….

“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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Woh raishmi balon wali,

Bhoori ankhon wali,

Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,

matakti hoi andhairay main,

tumharay paas ayegi

aur dheeray sai bolegi

.

.

.

“Maiyooon”…

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Woh subah ki thandak,

Woh toliye ki khushbu,

Woh shamp ki bottle,

Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,

.

.

.

.

.

Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay

wale hi jante hain :p

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Boy:”I m not rich like Sharukh,

I don’t have a big car like Sharukh,

But I really love you”

Girl:”I love u too, but tell me

more about Sharukh.”

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Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

Girl: kyaa!

Boy: achi film hai na!!!

Girl: kutty k bachy.

Boy: WHAT????

Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

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HI MISS ME OR HATE ME

BOTH R IN MY FAvor

IF U MISS ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART………

IF U HATE ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND……..

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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

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“when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means…..IDIOT PHONE UTHA

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I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

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Keep in touch with me..

Otherwise

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your all teeth will be broken.

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Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don’t worry, flirting is still free.

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New style of proposing a girl.. “i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister

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I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you the best!

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.

Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,

Day & night my thoughts r of U.

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Mohabat eik baar ho jaye tou bholapan hai

Duji baar ki jaye tou apnapan hai

Teeji baar ki jaye tou deewanapan hai

Agar baar baar ki jaye tou kameenapan hai

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There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park. but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!

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4 roses, just for you!

1st for Friendship.

2nd for Wealth.

3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Star + Moon = romanticNight, Bird + Sky = Luvly Day,

Forest + Animal = Refreshing, U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

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ResponseS During seX…

a) GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is gr8…

b) PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now…

c) WIFE - I think d ceiling needs paintinG…

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Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,

hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,

hamari to abhi Jinda hai...

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Wife-Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..

Husband- Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!

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