kahen kya...................

Kya aapki skin dhool-mitti se affect ho rahi hai ??
To har roz subah lagaye...
ASIAN PAINTS...
Jo dhool mitti ko tikne na de.
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Kal mere dil me ek khayal aaya ki kaash Pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyaar karne se pehle premium bharvaya jata,
Pyaar me wafa mili to theek,
Warna Bewafao pe jo kharcha hota,
uska Claim to mil jata.
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Passenger 2 Bus Condusctor: Kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Conductor: 24 ghante.
Passenger: Woh kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante bus me, baaki 16 ghante biwi ke bus me.
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C E O of hutch once said to me, if u prove u r the smartest person on the planet, i'll change the name of my company.
Fir kya ??... Hutch is now Vodafone.
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Har Kadam Par Aapka $aath Chahiye,
Mujhe Aapka Dosti Bhara Saath Chahie,
Khuda Bhi Ro Pade Hamari Judai Par,
Aisa Ek Rishta Khaas Chahiye.
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BHAGWAN ne Chota sa DIL Diya ?
DiL me YAAD Rakhne ke Liye ek DOST Diya ?
Lekin KISMAT ne Aisa mod diya...
DOST ne Kuch PAISO ke Liye
SMS Karna hi Chhod Diya.
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Dilon ki dilon se duri nahin hoti,
kaash meri koi majburi na hoti,
tumsey milney ki tamanaa to hai
par har tamanaa puri nahin hoti!
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Labon Pe Na Koi Sawal Rakhti Thi
Kabhi Woh Itna Khayal Rakhti Thi
Khabar Kya Thi Ke Muje Hi Bhul Jayegi Wo.
Ek Ek Cheez Meri Jo Sambhaal K Rakhti Thi
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dost ko khafa hone nahi dunga,
tere jaisa dost khone nahi dunga,
roj karna tum muje miss call,
warna mukka bhi marunga aur rone nahi dunga.
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Usne Kaha diL Pe Bhrosa Nahi Krte
Hmne Kaha Pyar Me Socha Nahi Krte
Usne Kaha Duniya K Rangeen Nazare He
Humne Kaha Jab Tum Ho To Hum Kuch Dekha Nahi Karte
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Best lines ever in love:
''Heaven must be too small,
i could see it in your eyes".
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Student : "Yaar! dhokha ho gaya"
Dost:"kya hua?"
Stdnt: "Maine Ghar se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,
unhone books hi bhej di..!!!
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Shayad yahi thi unki chahat aur kuch nahi,
jaan jayenge wo bhi pyaar kya hai .......
BAS EK MERI JAAN JAYEGI AUR KUCH NAHI......!!!
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In d primitive societies,
nobody had a WATCH n everyone had TIME,
but in the present societies,
Nobody has time,
but everyone has a watch!
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Mohabat ki Talash me Pyar Na Mila,
Dubti Hui Nav Ko Kinara Na Mila,
Kuch Log Thode Achhe Zarur Lage,
Magar Tum Se Achha Koi Yaar Na Mila.
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kimat pani ki nahi pyaas ki hoti hai,
kimat maut ki nahi saans ki hoti hai,
dost to bahut hote hai,
duniya me kimat dosti ki nahi
Vishwas ki hoti hai
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UNKA WADA HAI KI VO LAUT AYENGE,
ISI UMEED PAR HUM JIYE JAYENGE,
YEH INTZAAR BHI UNKI TARAH PYAARA HAI,
KAR AHE THE, KAR RAHE HAI OR KIYE JAYENGE
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