1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"
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2. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...
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3. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
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4.. Arj kiya hai..
He is KISSING
She is KISSING
He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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5. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun
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6.mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
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7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...
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8. mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
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9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."
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Emotional Shayari.
Arz kiya hai.
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
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A for Apple B for Banana.
WAH WAH.!!
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Arz kiya hai.
Kal tak thee jo meri present.
Kal tak thee jo meri present.
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Aaj ho gayee hai past.
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Kal tak thee jo meri present.
Aaj ho gayee hai past.
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Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P
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Arz kiya hai.
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng..
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng..
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Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.
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Arz kiya hai.
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya.
Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah.
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya.
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya.
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
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Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache.
Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache.
Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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.Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................
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A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why???
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try
think!!!
donno???
cuz
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he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P
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Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Gaur farmaiye
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter
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1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks..!!!!
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World's most PAINFUL shayari.
Dil mai chubhi sui..
Arz kiya hai.
Dil mai chubhi sui.
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Uui uui, uui uui.
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Rest Continues......................... lolzz
