ANOTHER SET.............

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PUCHO NA US KAGAJ SE

JIS PE HUM DIL-E BAYAN LIKHTE HAI,

TANHAIYO ME BEETI BAATE TAMAM LIKHTE HAI,

WO KALAM BHI DEWANI HO GAYI,

JIS SE HUM AAP KA NAAM LIKHTE HAI

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KHAMOSH PALKO SE BEH KAR JAB AANSU AATE HAI,

AAP KYA JANE KITNA AAP YAAD AATE HAI,

AAJ BHI US MOD PAR KHADE HAI,

JAHA APNE KAHA THA THEHRO ABHI AATE HAI

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A strong bonding

doesn't need daily messages,

Doesn't always need calls.

As long as respect lives in the heart,

true friendship never departs..

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Life ends when U stop dreaming.

Hope ends when U stop believing.

Love ends when U stop caring.

Relation's ends when U stop sharing.

so alwys be in TOUCH .

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People r made to be loved

and things r made to be used...

Their is a confusion in this world

bcoz people r being used

and things r being loved .

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Effect of generation gap;

Teacher: Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student: He is one of the great hero

who helped Munnabhai to impress his girlfriend.

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Mil jaye har koi yuhi rahon mei,

to kaise pata chale ki intezaar kya hota hai

Tadap k dekho kisi ki chahat mei,

to pata chale pyar kya hota hai......

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BEST ONE !!!

THE HARDEST MOMENTS ARE NOT THOSE

WHEN TEARS FLOW FROM YOUR EYES,

ITS WHEN YOU HAVE TO HIDE THE TEARS IN YOUR EYES WITH A SMILE

TO REMOVE TEARS FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S EYES

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kahen kya...................

Kya aapki skin dhool-mitti se affect ho rahi hai ??
To har roz subah lagaye...
ASIAN PAINTS...
Jo dhool mitti ko tikne na de.
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Kal mere dil me ek khayal aaya ki kaash Pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyaar karne se pehle premium bharvaya jata,
Pyaar me wafa mili to theek,
Warna Bewafao pe jo kharcha hota,
uska Claim to mil jata.
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Passenger 2 Bus Condusctor: Kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Conductor: 24 ghante.
Passenger: Woh kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante bus me, baaki 16 ghante biwi ke bus me.
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C E O of hutch once said to me, if u prove u r the smartest person on the planet, i'll change the name of my company.
Fir kya ??... Hutch is now Vodafone.
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Har Kadam Par Aapka $aath Chahiye,
Mujhe Aapka Dosti Bhara Saath Chahie,
Khuda Bhi Ro Pade Hamari Judai Par,
Aisa Ek Rishta Khaas Chahiye.
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BHAGWAN ne Chota sa DIL Diya ?
DiL me YAAD Rakhne ke Liye ek DOST Diya ?
Lekin KISMAT ne Aisa mod diya...
DOST ne Kuch PAISO ke Liye
SMS Karna hi Chhod Diya.
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Dilon ki dilon se duri nahin hoti,
kaash meri koi majburi na hoti,
tumsey milney ki tamanaa to hai
par har tamanaa puri nahin hoti!
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Labon Pe Na Koi Sawal Rakhti Thi
Kabhi Woh Itna Khayal Rakhti Thi
Khabar Kya Thi Ke Muje Hi Bhul Jayegi Wo.
Ek Ek Cheez Meri Jo Sambhaal K Rakhti Thi
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dost ko khafa hone nahi dunga,
tere jaisa dost khone nahi dunga,
roj karna tum muje miss call,
warna mukka bhi marunga aur rone nahi dunga.
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Usne Kaha diL Pe Bhrosa Nahi Krte
Hmne Kaha Pyar Me Socha Nahi Krte
Usne Kaha Duniya K Rangeen Nazare He
Humne Kaha Jab Tum Ho To Hum Kuch Dekha Nahi Karte
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Best lines ever in love:
''Heaven must be too small,
i could see it in your eyes".
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Student : "Yaar! dhokha ho gaya"
Dost:"kya hua?"
Stdnt: "Maine Ghar se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,
unhone books hi bhej di..!!!
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Shayad yahi thi unki chahat aur kuch nahi,
jaan jayenge wo bhi pyaar kya hai .......
BAS EK MERI JAAN JAYEGI AUR KUCH NAHI......!!!
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In d primitive societies,
nobody had a WATCH n everyone had TIME,
but in the present societies,
Nobody has time,
but everyone has a watch!
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Mohabat ki Talash me Pyar Na Mila,
Dubti Hui Nav Ko Kinara Na Mila,
Kuch Log Thode Achhe Zarur Lage,
Magar Tum Se Achha Koi Yaar Na Mila.
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kimat pani ki nahi pyaas ki hoti hai,
kimat maut ki nahi saans ki hoti hai,
dost to bahut hote hai,
duniya me kimat dosti ki nahi
Vishwas ki hoti hai
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UNKA WADA HAI KI VO LAUT AYENGE,
ISI UMEED PAR HUM JIYE JAYENGE,
YEH INTZAAR BHI UNKI TARAH PYAARA HAI,
KAR AHE THE, KAR RAHE HAI OR KIYE JAYENGE
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SOME OLD WORDS........

NO PLACE WITHOUT SMS........



हर जन्नत तुम्हे मील जाये
Zamane ki har jannat tumhe mil jaaye,
Ye aasma ye zamin tumhari hogi,
Mujhse keh bhi na paaoge,
Usse pehle mere hisse ki har khushi tumhari hogi।



ना जाने कौनसी बात आखरी होगी
Na jaane kaunsi baat aakhri hogi,
Na jaane kaunsi raat aakhri hogi,
Milte julte raha karo,
Na jaane kaunsi mulakat aakhri hogi।



रोज़ हम नशे में होते हैं
Roj hum nashe mein hote hai,
Aur raat gujar jaati hai,
Ek din raat nashe mein hogi,
Aur hum gujar jayange,
Sayad tabhi yaad tumhe ayenge।



सीने से लगाया है मुझे
Ashq pochkar mere,
Hasaya hai mujhe,
Meri galti thi fir bhi,
Seene se lagaya hai mujhe,
Kaise pyaar na ho aise dost se,
Jiski dosti ne jeena sikhaya hai mujhe।



दील की जुबां वो समझ नही पाते
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate,
Hoto se hum kuch kehe nahi pate,
Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate।



आपसे मीलने की तरकीब

Duniya jise neend keheti hai,
Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
pur to woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai।



जीसे पाया उसे यूं खो दीया जैसे
Zindgi mein humne kabhi kuch chaaha hi nahi,
Jisse chaha usse kabhi paya hi nahi,
Jisse paya usse yun kho diya jaise
Zindagi mein kabhi koi aaya hi nahi.

Kuch Lamhe - kaash tham pate..........................!!!!!!!!!!!

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,

Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,

Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,

Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.

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Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hai

Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hai

Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hai

Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hai.

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Ishq Ne Insan Ko Kya Se Kya Bana Diya ,

Kisiko Kavi To Kisiko Kangal Bana Diya,

Do Fulo Ka Boj Na Uthane Vaali Mumtaj

Ki Yaad Main Shahjaha Ne Taaj Mahel Bana Diya. 

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Ye aaine se akele main guftagu kya hai

jo main nahin to phir ye tere rubaru kya hai

isi umeed pe kaati hai zindagi main ne

woh kaash puchte mujh se ke aarzoo kya hai

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At a dance party,

Boy: will u dance with me?

Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.

Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.

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Ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko,

Jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai,

Sirf ye poochne ke liye aaya hu mein,

Ke kyun har raat tanhai mein mera dil rota hai...

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Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste,

Anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hain,

Milne ki khushi de ya na de

Bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.

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Kaash kaanch banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,

Kaash kaanch banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,

Todne wale ke haath par zakhm to aaya hota.

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  Kitna bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage,

Kitna benoor hai sapna haqueequat ke aage,

Koi ruki hui dhadkan se pooche ,

Kitna tadapta hai dil mohhabbat ke aage.

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Sabko dost banane ki aadat hai hame,

Apni alag pahchaan banaane ki aadat hai hame,

Kitna bhi gahra jakhm de koi,

Utna hi jyada muskurane ki aadat hai hame.

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Dil cheer ke dekh lo mera,

Tasweer usi ki hogi,

Kabhi hile agar is dil ka darwaja,

To aahat usi ki hogi.

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Pal bhar me toot jaaye wo kasam nahi,

Aapko bhool jaaye wo ham nahi,

Tum hame bhool jao is baat me dam nahi,

Kyonki tum hame bhool jaao itane bure ham nahi...

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Pal aisa tha ki ham inkaar na kar paaye,

Jamaane ke dar se ikraar na kar paaye...

Na thi jinke bina jindagi munaasib,

Chod diya unhone aur ham sawaal na kar paaye...

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Ham agar aapse mil nahi paate...

Aisa nahi ki aap hame yaad nahi aate...

Mana duniya ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jaate...

Magar jo bas jaate hai dil me bhoolaye nahi jaate.

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Anjaane me dil gawa baithe,

Is pyaar me kaise dhokha kha baithe,

Unse kya gila kare bhool hamaari thi,

Jo bina dil waalo se dil laga baithe.

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Bheegi palkon ke sang muskurate the ham,

Pal-pal dil ko bahlaate the ham...

Wo door the hamse to kya hua,

Unhe yaad rakhne ke liye hi to bhoolate the ham.

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Jikr unka hi aata hai mere fasaane me,

Jinko jaan se jyada chaha hamne jamane me...

Tanhaai me unki hi yaad ka sahara mila,

Nakaamyaab rahe jinhe ham bhoolane me...

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Dil me tumhaare apni kami chod jaayenge,

Aankhon me intjaar ki lakeer chod jaayenge,

Yaad rakhna dhoondhte rahoge hame,

Dosti ki aisi kahaani chod jaayenge.

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Paane me khone ka maja aur hai,

Band aankhon se dekhne ka maja aur hai,

Aansu bane lafj aur lafj gajal,

Teri yaado ke saath "jeene kaa majaa! kuch" aur hai!

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Tadapta hai dil mera jis kadar,

Kya tera dil bhi rota hai,

Oh jaane waali ye to bata,

Kya tujhe bhi kuch-kuch hota hai.

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Kaise kahe ki aap kitne khoobsurat hai,

Kaise kahe ki ham aap pe marte hai,

Yah to sirf mera dil hi jaanta hai,

Ki ham aap pe hamaari jawaani kurbaan karte hai.

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Dil ke rishte ajeeb hote hai,

Koi dil ke kareeb hote hai,

Meri tanhaai ka jikar na kiya kar,

Apne-apne naseeb hote hai.

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Aasmaan se gira ek chaand ka tukda,

Usse bhi sundar hai aapka mukhda.

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Teri judaai se hai duniya ka har gam,

Yaade teri hai mere dil ka marham,

Khyaalon me ho tum mere hardam,

Bas jaao aa ke dil me ae hamdam.

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Wo jab door tha to bhi kitne paas tha,

Kaisa mitha sa wo bhi ek ehsaas tha,

Aaj wo paas ho ke bhi kitna door hai,

Yaar ab kismat ko shayad yahi manjoor hai.

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Dil me yaadon ki tarah,

Aankhon me aansu ki tarah,

Jaanu, tu mere paas ho,

Phoolon me khushboo ki tarah.

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Nasha ajeeb sa hua hai aaj phir,

Wo meri rooh me utri hai aaj phir,

Door bahut mujh se rahti hai wo magar,

Mere kareeb se wo gujri hai aaj phir...

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Tumhe khud nahi maaloom ki tum kya ho,

Jaise baadlon ke peeche chaand chipa ho,

Inhi adao pe hai ham fida tere

Yahi vajah hai ki tum aur se yun juda ho.

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Phool phool se juda hai magar khushboo se nahi,

Tum mujhse juda ho magar mere ‘dil’ se nahi.

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