Roti huyi aankho se tujhe muskan kaise du,

Anjaan hu khud tujhe pehchan kaise du,

Tu hi to hai jaan meri,

Tu hi bata tujhe apni jaan kaise du.

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Life is pretty much unpredictable.

I may not live long enough

but I won’t miss out letting you know

that life is worth living with someone like you around.

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Andaz-e-pyar Aap ki ek ada hai

dur ho humse aap ki khata hai

dil me basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki

jiske neechy

“I MISS U” LIKHA HAI..

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FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World

ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV…

DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncE

anD numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)

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its difficult 2 understand GOD,

He makes beautiful women and

then he turns them into neighbours Wives.

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Wife asked his husband:

how many women he had slept with?

Husband proudly replies:

only you darling, with others I was awake!! LOLzzz

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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

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Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….

“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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Woh raishmi balon wali,

Bhoori ankhon wali,

Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,

matakti hoi andhairay main,

tumharay paas ayegi

aur dheeray sai bolegi

.

.

.

“Maiyooon”…

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Woh subah ki thandak,

Woh toliye ki khushbu,

Woh shamp ki bottle,

Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,

.

.

.

.

.

Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay

wale hi jante hain :p

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Boy:”I m not rich like Sharukh,

I don’t have a big car like Sharukh,

But I really love you”

Girl:”I love u too, but tell me

more about Sharukh.”

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Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

Girl: kyaa!

Boy: achi film hai na!!!

Girl: kutty k bachy.

Boy: WHAT????

Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

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HI MISS ME OR HATE ME

BOTH R IN MY FAvor

IF U MISS ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART………

IF U HATE ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND……..

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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

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“when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means…..IDIOT PHONE UTHA

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I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

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Keep in touch with me..

Otherwise

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32

your all teeth will be broken.

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Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don’t worry, flirting is still free.

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New style of proposing a girl.. “i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister

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I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you the best!

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.

Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,

Day & night my thoughts r of U.

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Mohabat eik baar ho jaye tou bholapan hai

Duji baar ki jaye tou apnapan hai

Teeji baar ki jaye tou deewanapan hai

Agar baar baar ki jaye tou kameenapan hai

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There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park. but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!

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4 roses, just for you!

1st for Friendship.

2nd for Wealth.

3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Star + Moon = romanticNight, Bird + Sky = Luvly Day,

Forest + Animal = Refreshing, U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

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ResponseS During seX…

a) GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is gr8…

b) PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now…

c) WIFE - I think d ceiling needs paintinG…

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Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,

hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,

hamari to abhi Jinda hai...

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Wife-Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..

Husband- Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!

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