Student with best answers.......... (bet u cant match with this one)

Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils.

"Johnny, what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office.

The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic.

"What is three times three?"

"Nine, Sir."
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"How much is nine times six?"

"Fifty-four."
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And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."
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Ms Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Johnny both agreed.

Ms Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"






Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"

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"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"








"Pockets!"
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"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"





"Pants."

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"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"








"Coconut. !"
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"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge.








"Bubblegum!"
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"What does a man do standing up, a woman does! sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"









"Shake hands, Ma'am."
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"Now for some "Who am I" sort of questions, OK? First one. You stick your poles inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do."








Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"
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"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.








But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"
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"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."





"Nose."
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"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver."














"Arrow."
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"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?"












"Fire truck, Ma'am!"
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The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send him to university!!!!, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"