Kuch Lamhe - kaash tham pate..........................!!!!!!!!!!!

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,

Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,

Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,

Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.

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Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hai

Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hai

Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hai

Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hai.

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Ishq Ne Insan Ko Kya Se Kya Bana Diya ,

Kisiko Kavi To Kisiko Kangal Bana Diya,

Do Fulo Ka Boj Na Uthane Vaali Mumtaj

Ki Yaad Main Shahjaha Ne Taaj Mahel Bana Diya. 

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Ye aaine se akele main guftagu kya hai

jo main nahin to phir ye tere rubaru kya hai

isi umeed pe kaati hai zindagi main ne

woh kaash puchte mujh se ke aarzoo kya hai

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At a dance party,

Boy: will u dance with me?

Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.

Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.

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Ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko,

Jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai,

Sirf ye poochne ke liye aaya hu mein,

Ke kyun har raat tanhai mein mera dil rota hai...

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Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste,

Anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hain,

Milne ki khushi de ya na de

Bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.

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Kaash kaanch banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,

Kaash kaanch banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,

Todne wale ke haath par zakhm to aaya hota.

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  Kitna bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage,

Kitna benoor hai sapna haqueequat ke aage,

Koi ruki hui dhadkan se pooche ,

Kitna tadapta hai dil mohhabbat ke aage.

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Sabko dost banane ki aadat hai hame,

Apni alag pahchaan banaane ki aadat hai hame,

Kitna bhi gahra jakhm de koi,

Utna hi jyada muskurane ki aadat hai hame.

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Dil cheer ke dekh lo mera,

Tasweer usi ki hogi,

Kabhi hile agar is dil ka darwaja,

To aahat usi ki hogi.

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Pal bhar me toot jaaye wo kasam nahi,

Aapko bhool jaaye wo ham nahi,

Tum hame bhool jao is baat me dam nahi,

Kyonki tum hame bhool jaao itane bure ham nahi...

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Pal aisa tha ki ham inkaar na kar paaye,

Jamaane ke dar se ikraar na kar paaye...

Na thi jinke bina jindagi munaasib,

Chod diya unhone aur ham sawaal na kar paaye...

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Ham agar aapse mil nahi paate...

Aisa nahi ki aap hame yaad nahi aate...

Mana duniya ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jaate...

Magar jo bas jaate hai dil me bhoolaye nahi jaate.

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Anjaane me dil gawa baithe,

Is pyaar me kaise dhokha kha baithe,

Unse kya gila kare bhool hamaari thi,

Jo bina dil waalo se dil laga baithe.

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Bheegi palkon ke sang muskurate the ham,

Pal-pal dil ko bahlaate the ham...

Wo door the hamse to kya hua,

Unhe yaad rakhne ke liye hi to bhoolate the ham.

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Jikr unka hi aata hai mere fasaane me,

Jinko jaan se jyada chaha hamne jamane me...

Tanhaai me unki hi yaad ka sahara mila,

Nakaamyaab rahe jinhe ham bhoolane me...

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Dil me tumhaare apni kami chod jaayenge,

Aankhon me intjaar ki lakeer chod jaayenge,

Yaad rakhna dhoondhte rahoge hame,

Dosti ki aisi kahaani chod jaayenge.

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Paane me khone ka maja aur hai,

Band aankhon se dekhne ka maja aur hai,

Aansu bane lafj aur lafj gajal,

Teri yaado ke saath "jeene kaa majaa! kuch" aur hai!

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Tadapta hai dil mera jis kadar,

Kya tera dil bhi rota hai,

Oh jaane waali ye to bata,

Kya tujhe bhi kuch-kuch hota hai.

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Kaise kahe ki aap kitne khoobsurat hai,

Kaise kahe ki ham aap pe marte hai,

Yah to sirf mera dil hi jaanta hai,

Ki ham aap pe hamaari jawaani kurbaan karte hai.

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Dil ke rishte ajeeb hote hai,

Koi dil ke kareeb hote hai,

Meri tanhaai ka jikar na kiya kar,

Apne-apne naseeb hote hai.

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Aasmaan se gira ek chaand ka tukda,

Usse bhi sundar hai aapka mukhda.

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Teri judaai se hai duniya ka har gam,

Yaade teri hai mere dil ka marham,

Khyaalon me ho tum mere hardam,

Bas jaao aa ke dil me ae hamdam.

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Wo jab door tha to bhi kitne paas tha,

Kaisa mitha sa wo bhi ek ehsaas tha,

Aaj wo paas ho ke bhi kitna door hai,

Yaar ab kismat ko shayad yahi manjoor hai.

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Dil me yaadon ki tarah,

Aankhon me aansu ki tarah,

Jaanu, tu mere paas ho,

Phoolon me khushboo ki tarah.

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Nasha ajeeb sa hua hai aaj phir,

Wo meri rooh me utri hai aaj phir,

Door bahut mujh se rahti hai wo magar,

Mere kareeb se wo gujri hai aaj phir...

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Tumhe khud nahi maaloom ki tum kya ho,

Jaise baadlon ke peeche chaand chipa ho,

Inhi adao pe hai ham fida tere

Yahi vajah hai ki tum aur se yun juda ho.

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Phool phool se juda hai magar khushboo se nahi,

Tum mujhse juda ho magar mere ‘dil’ se nahi.

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Backup and Restore Hardware Drivers the Easy Way with Double Driver

One of the more tedious aspects of reinstalling an operating system is finding all of the drivers for your hardware again. Many times you may not have the CD for a new hardware device, and even if you did the drivers on the disk are likely out of date.

Instead of going through all that hassle, you can simply use a great utility called Double Driver to help restoring drivers the easy way.

Using Double Driver

After installation go ahead and launch Double Driver and click on the Scan button to begin detecting the drivers.

Once the scan is complete you can choose specific drivers to save or select them all.

To back up the drivers just press the Backup button. Choose a directory to back them up and click OK.

You will get a progress screen while the drivers are being backed up.

Successful driver backup!

All of the drivers are placed into their respective folders automatically for easy management.

Another handy feature is printing out the divers list or saving them as a text file. This comes in very handy if working on multiple PC’s at a time.

Note that we've written previously about another way to copy Windows drivers from one computer to another, but Double Driver is probably a better solution.

Download Double Driver For Windows

Enable Hidden BootScreen in Windows Vista

The Windows Vista BootScreen is pointless,but Microsoft decided to hide a more visually appealing boot screen that can easily be enabled with very little trouble. I’m not sure why they didn’t make the boot screen better.

If you really want a better boot screen, you can check out my article on creating a custom boot logo.

Here’s the default boot screen:

And here’s the hidden one, called “Aurora”

All you have to do is type msconfig into the start menu search box, and hit enter.

Click the Boot tab, and then check the “No GUI boot” checkbox.

Hit OK and reboot the computer. You should see the new boot screen immediately.

Note: You may get a Windows Defender error on the next startup. You can enable the system config utility using the tray icon and this error will go away.

This article was originally written on 02/11/07

Best Captures

Roti huyi aankho se tujhe muskan kaise du,

Anjaan hu khud tujhe pehchan kaise du,

Tu hi to hai jaan meri,

Tu hi bata tujhe apni jaan kaise du.

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Life is pretty much unpredictable.

I may not live long enough

but I won’t miss out letting you know

that life is worth living with someone like you around.

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Andaz-e-pyar Aap ki ek ada hai

dur ho humse aap ki khata hai

dil me basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki

jiske neechy

“I MISS U” LIKHA HAI..

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FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World

ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV…

DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncE

anD numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)

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its difficult 2 understand GOD,

He makes beautiful women and

then he turns them into neighbours Wives.

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Wife asked his husband:

how many women he had slept with?

Husband proudly replies:

only you darling, with others I was awake!! LOLzzz

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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

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Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….

“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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Woh raishmi balon wali,

Bhoori ankhon wali,

Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,

matakti hoi andhairay main,

tumharay paas ayegi

aur dheeray sai bolegi

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“Maiyooon”…

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Woh subah ki thandak,

Woh toliye ki khushbu,

Woh shamp ki bottle,

Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,

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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay

wale hi jante hain :p

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Boy:”I m not rich like Sharukh,

I don’t have a big car like Sharukh,

But I really love you”

Girl:”I love u too, but tell me

more about Sharukh.”

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Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

Girl: kyaa!

Boy: achi film hai na!!!

Girl: kutty k bachy.

Boy: WHAT????

Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

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HI MISS ME OR HATE ME

BOTH R IN MY FAvor

IF U MISS ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART………

IF U HATE ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND……..

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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

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“when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means…..IDIOT PHONE UTHA

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I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

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Keep in touch with me..

Otherwise

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your all teeth will be broken.

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Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don’t worry, flirting is still free.

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New style of proposing a girl.. “i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister

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I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you the best!

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.

Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,

Day & night my thoughts r of U.

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Mohabat eik baar ho jaye tou bholapan hai

Duji baar ki jaye tou apnapan hai

Teeji baar ki jaye tou deewanapan hai

Agar baar baar ki jaye tou kameenapan hai

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There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park. but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!

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4 roses, just for you!

1st for Friendship.

2nd for Wealth.

3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Star + Moon = romanticNight, Bird + Sky = Luvly Day,

Forest + Animal = Refreshing, U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

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ResponseS During seX…

a) GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is gr8…

b) PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now…

c) WIFE - I think d ceiling needs paintinG…

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Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,

hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,

hamari to abhi Jinda hai...

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Wife-Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..

Husband- Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!

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Deadly PJ's

Here are some Deadly Pj's

1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....

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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"

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2. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....

Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...

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3. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

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4.. Arj kiya hai..

He is KISSING

She is KISSING

He is KISSING

She is KISSING

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5. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....

woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....

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ahun ahun ahun

ahun ahun ahun

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6.mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

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7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..

Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..

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aja aja dil nichode ....

raat ki matki phode...

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8. mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...

mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..

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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

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9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...

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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."

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Emotional Shayari.

Arz kiya hai.

Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.

Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.

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A for Apple B for Banana.

WAH WAH.!!

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Arz kiya hai.

Kal tak thee jo meri present.

Kal tak thee jo meri present.

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Aaj ho gayee hai past.

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Kal tak thee jo meri present.

Aaj ho gayee hai past.

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Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P

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Arz kiya hai.

Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng..

Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng..

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Arz kiya hai.

Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya.

Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah.

Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya.

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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya.

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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

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Waah! Waah!

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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

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Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache.

Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache.

Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala

Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..

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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach

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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach

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.Asali masale sach sach

MDH.....MDH ...!

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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????

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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................

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A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

can u guess why???

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he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P

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Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

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1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks..!!!!

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World's most PAINFUL shayari.

Dil mai chubhi sui..

Arz kiya hai.

Dil mai chubhi sui.

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Uui uui, uui uui.

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Rest Continues......................... lolzz

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iss Pyaar se kya paogi.................

pyaar mujhse jo kiya tumne to kya paoogi.
mere halaat ki aandhi me bikhar jaoogi.

ranj aur dard ki basti ka mai basinda hoon
ye to bus mai hoon ki is haal me bhi jinda hoon.
khwab kyun dekhoon wo, kal jispe mai sharminda hoon
mai jo sharmida hua tum bhi to sharmaoogi
pyaar mujhse jo kiya tumne to kya paoogi.

kyun mere saath koi aur pareshaan rahe
meri duniya hai jo veeran, to veeran rahe
jindagi ka ye safar tumpe to aasan rahe
humsafar mujhko jo banoogi to pachhtaoogi
pyaar mujhse jo kiya tumne to kya paoogi.

ek mai kya abhi aayenge deewane kitne
abhi goonjenge, muhaabat ke tarane kitne
jindagi tumko sunayegi fasane kitne
kyun samjhati ho mujhe bhool nahi paoogi
pyaar mujhse jo kiya tumne to kya paoogi.
mere halaat ki aandhi me bikhar jaoogi.