Can you Guess.....

Can you Guess..... What these women are doing! (Visual Joke) 

These ladies in the pictures given below are having a very strong personal feeling...... Can you guess what they are feeling? 

 

 

 

To find out what they are doing........ scroll down! 

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They are ready to sneeze! 

But to tell you the truth, I liked the way you were thinking!

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!

Question and the Answer given by Candidates, they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services - One of the most difficult examination in India.


Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)


Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)


Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)


Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)


Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)


Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)


Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )


Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.


Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.


Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid


Sometimes just thinking out of the box is what it takes!


Cheers !!!!

Funny.......

Funniest Bollywood dance by an English Guy (Video) 

Realistic laws that Newton forgot to state - (aka Murphy's Law)

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. 

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. 

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! 

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Un!Corn......

P Please consider the Environment before printing any Page

2 Pandits........

Two pandits from the local mandir were standing by the side of the road, putting a sign into the ground that reads: 

"The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too Late!" 

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" 

From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash. 

One pandit turns to other and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 

'Bridge Out'?"

Matrimonial Ads !

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : We are not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail... It's a bit long but hilarious 

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# - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha, I am single i dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha 

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# I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework 

(Homework?) 

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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you 

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!) 

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She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated. 

(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !) 

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# I am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmyl ucknow i amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot 

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# My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT...... 

(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much, ain't he?) 

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# I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast 

(by not wearing her jeans? ahem ahem...) 

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# HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY, WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TOLOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. 

(all of us are loughing) 

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# Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would bde called the lady of the lamp 

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants) 

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# Iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother 

sister complity marred 

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?) 

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# my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes 

pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes 

(height of desperation!) 

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# my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service 

(Zebra..???) 

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# to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable 

(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us.)

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Cheers!!!!

Un!Corn

Funny but Real Signs.......

The most funny toilet signs (Visual Joke)

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